It's the way you tell 'em!!

For those of you who groaned at Becky's banana joke yesterday, get ready for worse. Here's, arguably, the best/worst kayak joke in history:

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak got so cold that they decided to light a fire in their boat. Within minutes though, their boat was ablaze and promptly sank. Which just goes to prove that (wait for it) you can't have your kayak and heat it!!!! :-D

Any kayak jokes warmly received.